Sunday, November 8, 2015

Read the Instructions

While watching Joseph of Egypt (the animated version) . . .

(A montage where Joseph gets married and the next scene shows him with a newborn baby)

Oliver: Mom, when you get married again a baby will come out.

Me: Well, after you marry you can make a baby with a girl. A boy and girl make a baby together.

Oliver: But I don't have any instructions! Can you give me the instructions?

Me: Well, when you get older Mom and Dad will have a talk with you about it, and when you get married you'll figure the rest out. 

Oliver: But I want the instructions now! 

Me: . . .

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