Thursday, November 5, 2015
The Casting of Star Wars
Cecily is currently potty training. And while I waited in the bathroom with her we began to have a discussion, hopefully interpretive, of the bathroom wall art.
Points to C3PO: "That's Mommy (?)"
Points to Darth Vader: "That's Daddy."
Points to Chewbaca: "That's a doggy."
Points to Yoda: "That's a issionary"(missionary perhaps).
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
A Very Pooh Moment
While sitting eating at the table and looking at his reflection in the back glass sliding door.
Oliver: Who are you?
You are me!
You go this way and I'll go that way.
(Runs around the room and comes back to his reflection, this time right up against the door).
Did you say something? Neither did I.
Monday, November 2, 2015
Can I Catch a Mermaid?
Today in the car on the way home from Homer lake.
Oliver: Mom, can we go fishing?
Mom: Maybe on the weekend sweetie.
Oliver: Can I catch a fish?
Mom: Maybe
Oliver: Can I catch a mermaid?
A few days ago while looking at some horses in a pasture . . .
Mom: . . . and they cut his mane, isn't it pretty?
Oliver: Who did?
Mom: Probably someone who takes care of the animals.
Oliver: I want to take care of all the animals and feed them.
While reading a nursery rhyme about taking the pig to market . . .
Oliver: Why is that boy taking that pig to market?
Mom: Probably to sell him.
Oliver: Why?
Mom: So someone can eat him.
Oliver: I'll save him. And I'll save all the animals when I grow up.
Let's just say that our little vegetarian has said that he will 'save all the animals' on multiple occasions. Including when we ask him to try his meat at mealtime.
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
Recently
Midweek upkeep
Prettier
Me: Oliver please don't pull my hair.
(Oliver has recently taken up pulling my leg hairs when visible, it's surprisingly painful)
Oliver: But I'm trying to get it out. Why do people have hair on their legs?
Me: . . . to keep us warm.
Oliver: But some people do and some people don't [have hair on their legs].
Me: Yes, that's right.
Oliver: But you'd be prettier if you didn't have this hair.
Me: . . .
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