(Oliver has recently taken up pulling my leg hairs when visible, it's surprisingly painful)
Oliver: But I'm trying to get it out. Why do people have hair on their legs?
Me: . . . to keep us warm.
Oliver: But some people do and some people don't [have hair on their legs].
Me: Yes, that's right.
Oliver: But you'd be prettier if you didn't have this hair.
Me: . . .
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